Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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