I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
There r osticjed everywhere
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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