Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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