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I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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