Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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