dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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