oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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