So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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