I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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