Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Everclear isn't food dammit
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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