She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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