walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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