I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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