when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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