what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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