i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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