i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
