her vagine was all disorganized.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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