obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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