i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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