I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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