I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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