Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Randomize
