Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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