Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
being pregnant is like rehab
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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