i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
