You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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