If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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