exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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