you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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