google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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