I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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