So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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