I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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