that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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