Do vagina's smell?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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