in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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