I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Pants 0. Shit 1.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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