What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i may or may not be watching the land before time
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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