I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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