do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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