This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I can't turn off my feet"
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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