What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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