I look better un-naked...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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