walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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