I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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