my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Can I color on your dick again?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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