Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
