I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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