Sponge bath it is.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried