Whoa Z and x make the same sound
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.