a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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