yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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