jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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