were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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