HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
